Talia. 21, Texas.

I just post stuff I like.

dany + getting real tired of your shit

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kellyangel:

Trust me on this, I am an animalologist.

kellyangel:

Trust me on this, I am an animalologist.

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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

waitinghopingliving:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

jazzytrenchcoatfromhell:

Ash was so underrated why he was perfect

I will sing my praise of Ash until the entire fandom remembers him

I miss that redneck, geeky bastard

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unfriendlybambi:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

Aww!!!

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cosplaying-on-a-budget:

EVA Foam Armor Basics.

Found this awesome video on youtube today. I love to use EVA foam to make my own armor and he does a great job going over the basic techniques of working with the material.

You can follow his channel here: https://www.youtube.com/user/DemonWeasel1990

budacub:

ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

I’m better than you

budacub:

ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

I’m better than you

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stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…

nsfwjynx:

thescienceofjohnlock:

nyquilontherocks:

Finally, somebody gets it.

OK then
HAPPY LICH JESUS DAY

I’ve never had a better reference for types of the undead

nsfwjynx:

thescienceofjohnlock:

nyquilontherocks:

Finally, somebody gets it.

OK then

HAPPY LICH JESUS DAY

I’ve never had a better reference for types of the undead

darksamuslegacy:

frenchie-fries:

vergess:

boltonsrepairshop:

PSA - PLEASE READ AND SPREAD HE WORD!!!

IF YOU SEE THIS PLANT AT ALL, DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!

Giant hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum) is an invasive herb in the carrot family which was originally brought to North America from Asia and has since become established in the New England, Mid-Atlantic, and Northwest regions of the United States. Giant hogweed grows along streams and rivers and in fields, forests, yards and roadsides, and a giant hogweed plant can reach 14 feet or more in height with compound leaves up to 5 feet in width.

Giant Hogweed sap contains toxic chemicals known as Furanocoumarins. When these chemicals come into contact with the skin and are exposed to sunlight, they cause a condition called Phytophotodermatitis, a reddening of the skin often followed by severe blistering and burns. These injuries can last for several months, and even after they have subsided the affected areas of skin can remain sensitive to light for years. Furanocoumarins are also carcinogenic and teratogenic, meaning they can cause cancer and birth defects. The sap can also cause temporary (or even permanent) blindness if introduced into the eyes.

If someone comes into physical contact with Giant Hogweed, the following steps should be taken:
  • Wash the affected area thoroughly with soap and COLD water as soon as possible.
  • Keep the exposed area away from sunlight for 48 hours.
  • If Hogweed sap gets into the eyes, rinse them with water and wear sunglasses.
  • See a doctor if any sign of reaction sets in.
If a reaction occurs, the early application of topical steroids may lessen the severity of the reaction and ease the discomfort. The affected area of skin may remain sensitive to sunlight for a few years, so applying sun block and keeping the affected area shielded from the sun whenever possible are sensible precautions
PLEASE, DO NOT JUST READ AND SCROLL! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND POTENTIALLY LIFE-SAVING INFORMATION!!!

Extra note: if you live in Oregon, New Jersey, Michigan or New York and see one of these, call your state’s department of agriculture to report it, and trained professionals will come kill it before it can produce seeds and spread.

Frankly, if you see one in general, probably call your DOA and see if there’s a program in place.

Do not burn it, because the smoke will give you the same reaction.

If for some ungodly reason there isn’t a professional who can handle it for you (and please, please use a professional), the DOA of New York has [this guide] for how to deal with it yourself.

OH MY FUCK I HAVE THESE IN MY BACKYARD.

Okay,I went to search for information to see if this post was true.Yup…it is.

also,reblogging for those american,spanish,new zealand,canada and other countries that have this invasive plant.

Guys/gals,for the sake of your skin don’t touch it.Yes,it is hazardous.

also:When post like these apear,please go to the internet and search if the information is real.Don’t rush into reblogging post like these without searching if the information is real.

supernatural-and-surprisedtveit:

olober-siko:

mollaythesassay:

puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?


this scares me a little

i saw naked, kiss, mania, rage and kick which has just lead to explaining that im sexually frustrated pretty much 

my brain keeps trying to see mayonnaise in this one spot but it definitely does not say mayonnaise 

I….I totally saw the mayonnaise thing too. O_O
wtf…

supernatural-and-surprisedtveit:

olober-siko:

mollaythesassay:

puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?

this scares me a little

i saw naked, kiss, mania, rage and kick which has just lead to explaining that im sexually frustrated pretty much 

my brain keeps trying to see mayonnaise in this one spot but it definitely does not say mayonnaise 

I….I totally saw the mayonnaise thing too. O_O

wtf…

jennyatsdcc:

buzzfeed:

asgardreid:

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?

Jaime Lannister shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and a gold hand.

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

this is worse than the elsa hair thing

okay, guys… the cup isn’t in the actual episode. this clip is from a behind-the-scenes video. 

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